Met a lovely wild dolphin yesterday, who wouldn’t let us set the anchor and kept bringing it back!
Wow that’s incredible!
Excuse me human but I believe you dropped this shiny metal thing?
Actually, he was just like “Bitch, stop fucking littering. Take your shit and get away from my habitat.”
If sex without love can exist, then people need to realize love without sex can exist.
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Because everyone needs more cute puppies with outfits on their dash. :)
Open a book this minute and start reading. Don’t move until you’ve reached page fifty. Until you’ve buried your thoughts in print. Cover yourself with words. Wash yourself away. Dissolve.