Ambitious Dreams

I'm Desire'. College Freshman. 18 years old. Libra. Obnoxious. Honest. Simple. Motivated. Loving. Sexual. Emotional. Outgoing. Open Minded. I love sex, laughter, sleep, reading, playing the piano, and singing. Girlfriend of a Marine. I love and appreciate amazing food food.

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
  • If you’re not even together that’s fine too
  • IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU 

mosschronicles:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

Whoa! This “Greatest Hits” compilation from Reasons My Son Is Crying has almost 200,000 notes!  Some of these great pictures are even featured in my book!  Which I hope makes a great Father’s Day Gift because I literally have a huge box of them in my living room and there’s no way I’m going to the mall to shop for my pops…

literally laughing out loud

JULY 21ST

fuckyeahamericanidiot:

fuckyeahamericanidiot:

Johnny: July 21st. Life before the lobotomy. Johnny sang the eulogy. It burned your dreams into the ground. Johnny’s lesson is what he’s been sold. Remember to learn to forget. I’m not stoned, I’m just fucked up. I’m not cursed, ‘cause I’ve been blessed. I’m not in love, ‘cause I’m a mess. I never liked you anyway. St. Jimmy rules! P.S. Don’t wait up!